DNC = Dumpster Fire Caused By Train Wreck

If this were the RNC’s convention the far-left (NYT, NBC, ABC, CNN, ect) media would be calling it “the most disastrous presidential convention ever!! Between the WikiLeaks email dump, the voter discontent, the protests, the continued questions about Hillary, the whole thing has been a wreck, but you would never know that from the far-left, corrupt, bigoted US media. What is noticeable is how tepid the complements are. And yes, there have been protests and violence outside the convention hall. Funny, I don’t recall seeing it on NBC.



If this had been the RNC it would be on a 24 hour loop on CNN and MSLSD.


DNC Schedule

A little humor, and close to the truth!

Democrat Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016


11:15 AM


Free lunch, medical marijuana, and

bus ride to the Convention

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.


1:30 PM


Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.


3:15 PM


Address on “Being the Real You”

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the

Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM


“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public

Servant and claim to be broke”

Hillary Clinton


4:45 PM


How to have a successful career without ever

having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson


5:00 PM


Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction

National Security Advisor Susan Rice


5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs

of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia


6:30 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,

and on using the terminology “Alternative

Shoppers” instead of Looters”


7:30 PM

Breakout session with Bill Clinton for

women on avoiding the upcoming draft


8:30 PM


The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting

General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism”

As “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”


9:00 PM


“Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you!

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,

The Washington Post and the New York Times

With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams


9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom

Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore


9:45 PM


Personal Finance Seminar –

“Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”

Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren


11:00 PM


Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal

Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet

Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”

Hosted by Hillary Clinton


11:30 PM


Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

Obama And Crime

Things Obama needs to say about black crime but won’t:

5 Things President Obama Needs To Say About Black Crime But Won’t

He was uniquely positioned to bring to light and address the problems of minorities and the poor that are their own doing: unwed mothers, drugs, thug culture, crime, lack of personal responsibility, poor education (you can blame this one on the government and teacher’s unions). Not that racism doesn’t exist but it is far from the root of any of these problems. Instead he cast blame entirely on imagined institutional racism and white, making the situation far worse.


A terrorist killed close to 100 people on France’s independence day with, wait for it, not a gun, not a bomb, not even a knife….but a truck.

Let’s go leftist buffoons: try to make your normal tortured argument about how, if we ban guns, we can stop such atrocities. I am waiting for the call for “truck control”. What leftists will never understand is that banning guns will do nothing to stop terrorism, or crime for that matter. That is, unless we can eradicate guns from the planet, which will never happen. Motivated criminals will always find a way to get a weapon or use what is at their disposal. The root causes of such ills must be identified and addressed. In this case, radical Islam must be confronted and crushed. In the case of a lunatic, removing them from society before they act is the solution.